Character Resume Project: Ford Prefect

Recently, I reread Douglas Adams’s The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, and since Ford Prefect is clearly the most awesome character in the book, I decided to write a short career resumè for him, in case he ever gets tired of hitchhiking.

Ford Prefect (a.k.a. Praxibetel Ix)

Current Address: 000 UFO Avenue, Cottington, West Country, England

Permanent Address: House of Ix, Betelgeuse 5, The Universe

Phone Number: (123) 456 – 7890

towels4life42@gmail.com 

OBJECTIVE

To create custom, expensive towels for the people of Earth, and to teach them the importance of always carrying a towel with them in case of planetary explosions. 

EDUCATION

B.A. Towel Weaving and Care (1834) 

Minors: Journalism, Star-Tracking, Acting 101, Creepy Smiling 102, History of Towels, Cooking for Ravenous Bugblatter Beasts of Traal

Vniuersitatis-13 University, Betelgeuse 5, Betelgeuse Sector, The Universe

GPA: 3.6 

EXPERIENCE

Researcher/Resident Hitchhiker for The Hitchhiker’s Guide to to the Galaxy (1857 – 1964)

  • Explored and documented the galaxy to provide succor to all competent hitchhikers wishing to explore the enigma that is the galaxy for less than thirty Altairian dollars per day.
  • Attempted to discover the legendary supercomputer Deep Thought (located on the sublime planet of Magrathea) in order to find the question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.

Survivalist (1964 – 1979)

  • Travelled to Earth for one week, but ended up being stranded on one of the most hostile yet picturesque planets in the Plural sectors for nearly fifteen years.
  • Chose the excellent, obscure name of Ford Prefect to use during time on said planet, and befriended a common specimen of the Homo Sapiens, Arthur Dent.

ACTIVITIES

* Drinking the ineffably fantastic beverage, Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters, with semi-half cousin, who is the exceedingly august president of the galaxy, Zaphod Beeblebrox.

* Honing already-impeccable gastronomical skills to improve his hitchhiking meals

* Driving first and only car, a blue Ford Prefect.

* Searching the stars for spacecraft to hitchhike. 

* Playing the violently-originated game of Krikkit cricket.

HONORS

* Ix Award, which translates to “boy who is not able to satisfactorily explain what a Hrung is, nor why it should choose to collapse on Betelgeuse Seven” Award (1832)

* Tricky Traveller Award, for using a towel to create a mini raft to float down the torrents of water of the Wikiwiki River (1967)

* Hitchhikers’ Honorable Mention, for being the only hitchhiker to ever remember where his towel was while on the planet Oblivioni Tradita (1972)

AVAILABILITY: January 1979

Willing to relocate to anywhere in England, but should be allowed to suddenly call in sick on Thursday, October 11.

-Mahak M.

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams is available to all hoopy froods at the Mission Viejo Library

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